Quick Index: Teams | Leagues | Managers | Postseason
You Are Here > smileyleague.org > Posted Messages

Posted Messages                

Go to message #    

# Date Sender Subject
29447 Nov 15, 2013   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Braves
29448 Nov 15, 2013   Robert Rescigno   RE: [SmileyList] Week 16 update
29449 Nov 15, 2013   Mike Mashanic   PINMON96
29450 Nov 15, 2013   Rick Field   ATN (CM) Week 17
29451 Nov 15, 2013   Gil Smith   Cubs at St. Louis results and CM
29452 Nov 16, 2013   Alan Boodman   MLA-BOA autoplay
29453 Nov 16, 2013   Jonathan Fellows   NY Mets week 16 - NYNFLN096
29454 Nov 16, 2013   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners 2, Brewers 1
29455 Nov 16, 2013   Michael Rescigno   sln & tex results & CM's
29456 Nov 16, 2013   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners CM
29457 Nov 17, 2013   Alan Boodman   MNA-TEA autoplay
29458 Nov 17, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 17 begins
29459 Nov 17, 2013   Alan Boodman   Thanksgiving break
29460 Nov 17, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA @ BOA
29461 Nov 17, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA CM Week 18
29462 Nov 18, 2013   Patrick Carr   SFN at ATN
29463 Nov 18, 2013   Alan Boodman   Blue Jays @ Twins
29464 Nov 19, 2013   Steve Bivens   Expos at Reds Week 17
29465 Nov 19, 2013   Rick Field   ATN @ NYN
29466 Nov 20, 2013   Michael Tomeo   sdn@chn
29467 Nov 20, 2013   Robert Rescigno   NYA @ TEA and CM
29468 Nov 21, 2013   Mike Mashanic   PINSFN100
29469 Nov 21, 2013   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Dodgers
29470 Nov 21, 2013   Mike Mashanic   DEAKCA100
29471 Nov 21, 2013   Alan Boodman   CHA and KCA autopplays
29472 Nov 21, 2013   Jonathan Fellows   NYNMON103
29473 Nov 21, 2013   Thomas Treece   Florida @ St.Louis
29474 Nov 21, 2013   Herb Wilson   CON@SDN - Week 17
29475 Nov 22, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 17 update
29476 Nov 22, 2013   Patrick Carr   SFN CM for week 18
29477 Nov 22, 2013   Michael Tomeo   boa@toa
29478 Nov 22, 2013   Billy Vanson   *** RESULTS *** DODGERS @ MARLIN
29479 Nov 22, 2013   Billy Vanson   DODGERS comp mgr
29480 Nov 22, 2013   Rick Field   ATN (CM) Week 18
29481 Nov 22, 2013   Gil Smith   Cubs at Pitt and CM
29482 Nov 23, 2013   Alan Boodman   MLA-DEA autoplay
29483 Nov 23, 2013   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners 3, Orioles 0
29484 Nov 23, 2013   James Pardee   KC Royals CM Week 18 attached..
29485 Nov 24, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 17 autoplays
29486 Nov 24, 2013   Mike Mashanic   Re: [SmileyList] Week 17 autoplays [1 Attachment]
29487 Nov 24, 2013   Alan Boodman   Re: [SmileyList] Week 17 autoplays
29488 Nov 24, 2013   Mark Simons   Milwaukee @ Detroit
29489 Nov 26, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade announcement
29490 Nov 26, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade deadline
29491 Nov 29, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 18 CM update
29492 Nov 29, 2013   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners CM (revised)
29493 Nov 30, 2013   Alan Boodman   temporary ownership change in Chicago
29494 Nov 30, 2013   Thomas Treece   Re: [SmileyList] Week 18 CM update
29495 Nov 30, 2013   Billy Vanson   Los Angeles computer manager
29496 Dec 1, 2013   Michael Rescigno   TEX & SLN WK 18 CM
29497 Dec 1, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 18 begins
29498 Dec 1, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   Re: [SmileyList] A's CM OK for Texas series
29499 Dec 1, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA @ MLA
29500 Dec 1, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA CM Week 19
29501 Dec 1, 2013   Patrick Carr   SFN at LAN
29502 Dec 1, 2013   Herb Wilson   Re: [SmileyList] Week 18 begins
29503 Dec 2, 2013   Thomas Treece   Florida @ Montreal
29504 Dec 2, 2013   Thomas Treece   Fw: Florida @ Montreal
29505 Dec 2, 2013   James Pardee   KCA@NYA Drops 3 To Yanks
29506 Dec 2, 2013   Rick Field   ATN @ FLN
29507 Dec 3, 2013   Michael Tomeo   boa@dea
29508 Dec 4, 2013   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Pirates
29509 Dec 4, 2013   Robert Rescigno   NYA @ BAA and CM
29510 Dec 5, 2013   Steve Bivens   Expos at Rockies Week 18
29511 Dec 5, 2013   Alan Boodman   Blue Jays @ Mariners
29512 Dec 5, 2013   Herb Wilson   CIN wins 3 of 4 against the visiting Rockies
29513 Dec 5, 2013   Michael Tomeo   sdn@atn
29514 Dec 6, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 18 update
29515 Dec 6, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade deadline reminder and trade announcements
29516 Dec 6, 2013   Mark Simons   Milwaukee @ Toronto
29517 Dec 6, 2013   Billy Vanson   *** RESULTS *** DODGERS @ METS
29518 Dec 6, 2013   Billy Vanson   dodgers manager
29519 Dec 6, 2013   Michael Rescigno   SLN@SDN WK 18 & WK 19 CM
29520 Dec 6, 2013   Michael Rescigno   Re: [SmileyList] SLN@SDN WK 18 & WK 19 CM
29521 Dec 6, 2013   Rick Field   ATN (CM) Week 19
29522 Dec 6, 2013   Gil Smith   Cubs at Giants and CM
29523 Dec 7, 2013   Patrick Carr   SFN CM for week 19
29524 Dec 7, 2013   Mike Mashanic   DEAMNA107
29525 Dec 7, 2013   Mike Mashanic   PINCHN110
29526 Dec 7, 2013   Jonathan Fellows   NYNSLN110
29527 Dec 7, 2013   Jonathan Fellows   CHABOA107 - White sweeps Red
29528 Dec 7, 2013   Michael Rescigno   TEX@OAA WK 18 & WK 19 CM
29529 Dec 7, 2013   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners results
29530 Dec 7, 2013   Charlie Steinhice   BAA @ TEA Week 18 (plus Week 19 CM)
29531 Dec 8, 2013   Alan Boodman   Week 19 begins
29532 Dec 8, 2013   Alan Boodman   holiday vacation schedule
29533 Dec 8, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade deadline is this week
29534 Dec 8, 2013   Michael Tomeo   attn DEA boa manager
29535 Dec 8, 2013   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners CM vs Baltimore
29536 Dec 8, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade announcement
29537 Dec 8, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   Re: [SmileyList] Week 19 OAA @ KCA
29538 Dec 8, 2013   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA CM Week 20
29539 Dec 8, 2013   James Pardee   KCA@MLA 3 Game Series
29540 Dec 8, 2013   Gil Smith   update Cubs CM for St.Louis
29541 Dec 8, 2013   Patrick Carr   SFN at SLN
29542 Dec 9, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade announcement
29543 Dec 9, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade announcement
29544 Dec 9, 2013   Steve Bivens   Expos at Marlins Week 19
29545 Dec 9, 2013   Thomas Treece   Florida @ Atlanta
29546 Dec 9, 2013   Michael Tomeo   Re: [SmileyList] Florida @ Atlanta [1 Attachment]
29547 Dec 10, 2013   Alan Boodman   trade announcement


Previous message                 Next message

Message #: 29447
Message from: Alan Boodman
Sent: Nov 15, 2013
Subject: Reds @ Braves

For 2 games the Reds offense played up to its capabilities and stunned the Braves by making their pitchers look like Cincy pitchers (though our pitchers looked no better); then we turned back into a pumpkin and turned what could have easily been a Cincy sweep into a split.
 
Being D.O.A. before most games even begin in 1993 thanks to the far-and-away worst luck in the majors, the massively underachieving Reds haven't had chances to pull off many of our patented monster chokes this year.  We got an opportunity in this series and -- of course -- did not waste it....
 
=======================================================
 
Game 1: The Reds surprised Greg Maddux by jumping on him immediately for a run in the first, then surprised nobody at all by giving 3 runs back on a 2-out (what else?) 3-run gopher seconds later and proceeding to play Strand-O-Matic (a 12-5 win in the LOB column) all day long.
 
CIN starter Tim Belcher was gophered again to give Atlanta a 4-1 lead but he shut down the Braves for the final 3 frames of his 6-inning stint.  Hal Morris's pinch-single got a rally started in the Cincy 7th and two singles later a run was in and Maddux was gone.  Reggie Sanders greeted Roger Mason with a game-tying double, and a shocking Mark Lewis home run (on an equally shocking split card) gave the Reds a 5-4 lead.
 
Desperately seeking anyone who can close out a ballgame, Cincinnati turned to future (but not with this team) closer Bobby Ayala.  Even with that unusual choice of pitchers, HAL was ready with scalpel in hand -- the first 3 batters all rolled the exact same number on Ayala's miserable card.  In the biggest surprise of all, those were the *last* 3 batters of the game -- a thoroughly embarrassed HAL mistakenly zeroed in on an out instead of a hit.  Final score: 5-4. 
 
Revenge would come swiftly....
 
=======================================================
 
Game 2: Another ATN starter was ambushed as the Reds built leads of 5-0 and 7-1 off of Tom Glavine and two (of the 6 the Braves used) relievers before the contest was even 4 innings old.  These are the Reds; naturally 7 runs would not be enough to win after we commenced choking -- and they weren't enough.
 
HAL summoned the hapless John Roper for his weekly surgical dismemberment, and this time there were no mistakes.  Four runs scored in the fifth after -- you guessed it -- 2 were out, and Roper was wheeled to the morgue after Eddie Murray's 3-run gopher which cut our lead to 7-5.
 
After missing easy BP singles and BP homers galore for much of two games, Kevin Mitchell finally got a BPHR and matched Murray's 3-run blast.  Some typical late bleeding, including loading the bases in the bottom of the 9th, got Atlanta closer but the final was 10-7.
 
Larry Luebbers pitched 0.2 IP in the 9th with the Reds up 10-6 at the time he entered, but was awarded the win in an unusual scoring decision because the ridiculously inept starter failed to last 5 IP with a 6-run lead, and the pitcher who followed was also in customary form (i.e., terrible).
 
=======================================================
 
Game 3: Pretty good pitching today for a change, with Rijo & Smoltz taking shutouts into the 6th.  Yet another timely 2-out hit for the Braves put them up 1-0, then ANOTHER timely 2-out hit an inning later (a 2-run gopher) put them up 3-0 and put Rijo and the Reds out.
 
A rally featuring 4 singles among the first 5 batters in the CIN 8th got us within one with 2 on and just 1 out, so the next 2 batters were required to combine for 4 LOB and that was the ballgame.  Reds lose despite holding the mighty Atlanta offense to just 4 hits, but the clutch hits went only one direction -- against the Reds -- as ever.  Final score: 3-2.
 
=======================================================
 
Game 4: Having lost in rather mundane fashion, we went for the big-time today.  This one started out as so many before it had, with the Reds pummeling an Atlanta starter early -- Steve Avery was yanked 4 batters into the second inning, all 4 of which scored.  The Cincy offense then promptly went into hibernation.
 
Even so, John Smiley made the 4-0 lead hold up into the 7th inning, and then Dr. HAL took over again.  Smiley, like Avery, let 4 in a row get on base and (also like Avery) all 4 eventually scored to tie the game.
 
However, Smiley left with the score still just 4-2 and it was left to Luckless Larry Luebbers to finish the job.  And he sure did -- in typical, unearned, undeserved fashion.  L.L.L. faced 3 batters, and the most any of them could muster was a little tapper back to the mound. 
 
So of course they scored 4 runs with him on the hill.
 
Batter #1 was generously given a free pass to force in a run.  Batter #2 struck out, so Luebbers had to come to the rescue with a timely wild pitch to plate another run, then he committed a 2-base error (one base simply wouldn't have been sufficient) that plated 2 more gift runners, and another in Cincy's endless line of monster chokes was almost in the book. 
 
Bret Boone answered with a BPHR leading off the CIN 8th, so it was left to Ayala to seal it up in the bottom of the 9th.  HAL wasn't about to let Ayala survive twice in one series, and sure enough he choked up a double that chased home the losing run.  Oddly, there was only 1 out at the time instead of 2.  Final score: 6-5, another in Cincy's endless line of unearned, undeserved losses.
 
Alan
 

Quick Index: Teams | Leagues | Managers | Postseason