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31720 Dec 5, 2014   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Dodgers
31721 Dec 5, 2014   Michael Tomeo   boa@cha
31722 Dec 5, 2014   Robert Rescigno   NYA @ OAA
31723 Dec 5, 2014   Jonathan Fellows   Mets take 2 of 3 from Rockies at Coors
31724 Dec 6, 2014   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners 3, Brewers 0
31725 Dec 6, 2014   Darren Dawson   SMILEY -- Week 9 -- New York 3 Minnesota 0
31726 Dec 6, 2014   Shane Parendo   CHA @ TOA results
31727 Dec 6, 2014   James Pardee   KC Royals Week 10 CM
31728 Dec 6, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 9 autoplays
31729 Dec 7, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 10 begins
31730 Dec 7, 2014   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA@TEA
31731 Dec 7, 2014   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA CM Week 11
31732 Dec 7, 2014   Patrick Carr   SFN at SDN
31733 Dec 7, 2014   Tom Edwards   CUBS CM WEEK 11
31734 Dec 7, 2014   Tom Edwards   CHNCON55 WEEK 10 RESULTS
31735 Dec 8, 2014   James Pardee   KCA@SEA 3 Gamer Results
31736 Dec 8, 2014   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners 2, Twins 1
31737 Dec 8, 2014   Mark Simons   Milwaukee @ TOronto
31738 Dec 9, 2014   Rob Rife   TOA@BOA55
31739 Dec 9, 2014   Rob Rife   Toa week 11 CM
31740 Dec 10, 2014   Alan Boodman   trade announcement
31741 Dec 10, 2014   Michael Tomeo   boa@dea
31742 Dec 10, 2014   Rick Field   ATN @ CIN
31743 Dec 10, 2014   Rick Field   ATN (CM) Week 11
31744 Dec 10, 2014   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Pirates
31745 Dec 10, 2014   Billy Vanson   dodgers offering their 1st rounder, 2nd rounder too
31746 Dec 11, 2014   Michael Tomeo   sdn@sln
31747 Dec 11, 2014   Mike Mashanic   PINMON58
31748 Dec 11, 2014   Herb Wilson   CON @ LAN
31749 Dec 12, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 10 update
31750 Dec 12, 2014   Andrew Kennedy   Re: [SmileyList] Week 10 update
31751 Dec 12, 2014   Thomas Treece   Florida @ SF
31752 Dec 12, 2014   Steve Bivens   Expos at Braves Week 10
31753 Dec 12, 2014   Robert Rescigno   NYA @ BAA and CM
31754 Dec 12, 2014   Patrick Carr   SFN CM for week 11
31755 Dec 12, 2014   Mike Mashanic   DEAMLA55
31756 Dec 12, 2014   James Pardee   Re: [SmileyList] Week 10 update
31757 Dec 12, 2014   Billy Vanson   *** RESULTS *** DODGERS @ METS
31758 Dec 12, 2014   Billy Vanson   los angeles COMP MGR
31759 Dec 12, 2014   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners CM
31760 Dec 13, 2014   Jonathan Fellows   NYN @ FLN week 10
31761 Dec 13, 2014   Michael Rescigno   SLN & TEX WK 10 RESULTS & WK 11 CM'S
31762 Dec 13, 2014   Charlie Steinhice   BAA @ KCA Week 10 (plus Week 11 CM)
31763 Dec 14, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 10 autoplays
31764 Dec 14, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 11 begins
31765 Dec 14, 2014   Alan Boodman   Christmas break
31766 Dec 14, 2014   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-Revised Week 11 CM for BAA
31767 Dec 14, 2014   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA @ DEA
31768 Dec 14, 2014   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA CM Week 12
31769 Dec 14, 2014   Patrick Carr   SFN at ATN
31770 Dec 14, 2014   James Pardee   Re: [SmileyList] Week 11 KC CM for Week 11 attached
31771 Dec 14, 2014   Tom Edwards   CHNSDN61 RESULTS
31772 Dec 14, 2014   Tom Edwards   CHICAGO CUBS CM WEEK 12
31773 Dec 15, 2014   Rick Field   ATN @ SFN
31774 Dec 16, 2014   Herb Wilson   CON @ CIN
31775 Dec 16, 2014   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Mets
31776 Dec 16, 2014   Michael Tomeo   sdn@chn
31777 Dec 18, 2014   Michael Tomeo   boa@kca
31778 Dec 18, 2014   Steve Bivens   Expos at Cardinals Week 11
31779 Dec 18, 2014   James Pardee   KC@BOA 3 Game Series
31780 Dec 19, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 11 update
31781 Dec 19, 2014   Rob Rife   Re: [SmileyList] Week 11 update
31782 Dec 19, 2014   Rick Field   ATN (CM) Week 12
31783 Dec 19, 2014   Billy Vanson   **** RESULTS **** DODGERS @ MARLIN
31784 Dec 19, 2014   Billy Vanson   los angeles COMP MGR
31785 Dec 19, 2014   Jonathan Fellows   Mets @ Pirates
31786 Dec 19, 2014   Michael Rescigno   SLN & TEX WK 11
31787 Dec 20, 2014   Patrick Carr   SFN CM for week 12
31788 Dec 20, 2014   Mike Mashanic   PINLAN64
31789 Dec 20, 2014   Mike Mashanic   DEANYA64
31790 Dec 20, 2014   Thomas Treece   Florida @ Colorado
31791 Dec 20, 2014   Alan Boodman   Cubs @ Cardinals
31792 Dec 20, 2014   Shane Parendo   CHA @ SEA
31793 Dec 20, 2014   James Pardee   Re: [SmileyList] Week 12 KC CM attached
31794 Dec 20, 2014   Jeff Tripodi   Mariners 2, White Sox 1
31795 Dec 20, 2014   Darren Dawson   SMILEY -- Week 11 -- Toronto 2 Minnesota 1
31796 Dec 21, 2014   Alan Boodman   Week 11 autoplays
31797 Jan 2, 2015   Alan Boodman   Week 12 CM update
31798 Jan 2, 2015   Jonathan Fellows   Re: [SmileyList] Week 12 CM update
31799 Jan 4, 2015   Alan Boodman   Week 12 begins
31800 Jan 4, 2015   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA@B0A
31801 Jan 4, 2015   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-OAA CM Week 13
31802 Jan 4, 2015   Patrick Carr   SFN at PIN
31803 Jan 4, 2015   Andrew Kennedy   SMILEY-PHA @ CHN
31804 Jan 4, 2015   Tom Edwards   CHICAGO CUBS WEEK 13 CM
31805 Jan 4, 2015   Tom Edwards   WEEK 12 RESULTS CHICAGO AT SAN FRANCISCO
31806 Jan 4, 2015   Patrick Carr   SFN CM for week 13
31807 Jan 6, 2015   Rob Rife   TOA67
31808 Jan 6, 2015   Michael Tomeo   boa@sea
31809 Jan 6, 2015   Andrew Kennedy   Re: [SmileyList] TOA67 [1 Attachment]-Belcher?
31810 Jan 7, 2015   Alan Boodman   Re: [SmileyList] TOA67 [1 Attachment]-Belcher?
31811 Jan 7, 2015   Herb Wilson   CON at ATN
31812 Jan 7, 2015   Charlie Steinhice   BAA @ CHA Week 12 (plus Week 13 CM)
31813 Jan 7, 2015   Mark Simons   Brewers @ Yankees
31814 Jan 8, 2015   Rick Field   ATN @ SDN
31815 Jan 8, 2015   Rick Field   ATN (CM) Week 13
31816 Jan 8, 2015   Michael Tomeo   sdn@mon
31817 Jan 9, 2015   Alan Boodman   Reds @ Marlins
31818 Jan 9, 2015   Alan Boodman   Week 12 update
31819 Jan 9, 2015   Mike Mashanic   PINNYN67
31820 Jan 9, 2015   Michael Tomeo   Re: [SmileyList] PINNYN67


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Message #: 31720
Message from: Alan Boodman
Sent: Dec 5, 2014
Subject: Reds @ Dodgers

The Reds take on a very good (almost as talented as the Reds) Los Angeles team and do what the Reds do better than anyone: choke, choke, and choke again.  We somehow recovered from that last one in time to avoid being swept.
 
The most talented offense in the N.L. continues to underachieve its real-life counterpart by nearly a record amount, that seemingly unbreakable Smiley record for underachievement being held by -- who else could it possibly be? -- the Cincinnati Reds, who accomplished that feat in the very first year of the league and no other team even came close since then....
 
 
Game 1: The Reds got their first look at Japanese import Hideo Nomo and came away suitably impressed.  Nomo permitted just 2 hits and 1 walk in 5 innings of work, blowing away 8 CIN hitters in the process.  But Cincy's Eric Anthony finally blew past the .100 barrier by going 2 for 3 today, his solo homer giving us a 1-0 lead in the 2nd, and we tacked on an unearned run later in the frame.
 
Nomo departed on the short end of that 2-0 score because Tim Pugh was having a dandy outing for the visitors and he took a shutout into the 7th inning.  Moments after a pair of Cincy batters had failed to deliver with RISP, the choking spread into the field.  Raul Mondesi opened the L.A. 7th with a harmless single and the next batter hit a harmless grounder to Barry '1' Larkin at SS.  That's a DP.
 
Nope.  That's a blown-x, and not just 1 base either.  One base wouldn't have been enough to put a runner on third so he could score on a bunt, as happened seconds later.  Even so, Pugh got tough and escaped further unearned damage.
 
But after the Reds again did the LOB with RISP thing in the top of the 8th, the roof caved in hard on Pugh and today's helpful arsonist, Jeff Shaw.  A couple of surgical dice roll walks sandwiched a single and ended Pugh's day with 3 fat juicy runners just waiting for some Cincy pitcher to choke them home.
 
Shaw faced 2 batters, the Dodgers got 2 fortuitous split cards, 4 runs scored and for good measure another reliever replaced Shaw and took all of 1 pitch (to the backstop) to plate a 5th run.  It was hardly necessary; the Reds were already dead though we did take the opportunity to put up another 0 for 2 with RISP in the 9th.  Final score: a 2-0 lead in the 7th suddenly becomes a 5-alarm fire and winds up as a 7-2 defeat.
 
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Game 2: The Reds bombarded Mark Langston for 5 runs inthe first inning.  These are the Reds; you have to know this isn't going to end well.
 
CIN starter Jose Rijo has been sharp for most of the 1995 season, but today he felt the scalpel early and often.  Rijo was abused for 11 hits in 5 innings and gave up exactly as many runs as we had scored for him in the top of the first.  At the plate, Rijo contributed one of our three devastating rally-killing DPs to round out a rotten day.
 
Still, the CIN offense didn't evaporate entirely for almost 3 more innings -- then it was gone for good -- and Rijo was in line for the win since he left with a 7-5 lead.
 
It should have been 8-5 rather easily when Chad Curtis tripled leading off the top of the 9th.  But Larkin came through again, not with a timely error as in the opener, but with a timely gb(B) to automatically nail Curtis at the plate.  Bret Boone followed with critical GIDP #3 of the contest, and it was left to the bullpen to stop putting up zeroes and get down to the serious business of choking.
 
Tim Fortugno had set the Dodgers down without as much as a hit for 3 innings, so of course he opened the Dreaded Bottom Of The Ninth with a pair of singles.  And there on the bases they remained, amazingly, as Jeff Brantley took care of the next two batters, leaving just one out left to get and the score still 7-5.
 
Was there ever any doubt?  A free pass loaded the bases and put the losing run at first base.  Everybody moved up 1 when Brantley defied the odds and choked up a very low probability BP single, then Jerry Browne provided the finishing touch with an automatic 2-base single which scored Mark Parent, the slowest runner in the major leagues, from second base without even the chance of a throw.  Final score: a 7-5 lead with 26 of 27 outs in the books becomes an 8-7 choke, and the Reds do it again.
 
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Game 3: David West had a brilliant start for the Reds, having a 1-hit shutout going through 6 innings.  And he never allowed a run, or another hit, because the #1 offense in the N.L. had naturally taken full advantage of the situation by scoring nothing at all to help him. 
 
Therefore West left for a pinch hitter in the top of the 7th and that pinch hitter -- miracle of miracles! -- hit his second home run of the series (and of the season) to plate 2 runs and skyrocket his average to .120.  It appeared that West might actually get a well-deserved win.
 
Until we had a nearly exact repeat of yesterday's disaster.
 
Today it was a different lefty reliever (Mike Mimbs) shutting down the Dodgers for a couple of innings before falling apart in the Dreaded Bottom Of The Ninth, just like yesterday.  Though Mimbs opened that frame by allowing a single, he got the next batter to hit into a DP before putting 2 more runners on base.
 
It doesn't much matter who the Reds bring in to such a situation; they've all got good cards -- and ERAs in the stratosphere.  So with 26 of 27 outs in the books, let's try Brantley again.  The guy with 6 extremely costly relief losses and 4 blown saves in less than 9 weeks.
 
Make it 5 blown saves but, somehow, not a 7th loss.  Brantley immediately loaded the bases with a free pass, just like yesterday, then choked up 2 runs (one less than yesterday!) to tie the game.
 
After the Reds LOBbed another RISP in the 10th, that disease became contagious and the Dodgers began leaving all sorts of men on base, probably just to prolong the agony and exhaust some of the Reds' limited usage before nailing our coffin shut.
 
Good plan, but it didn't quite work.  In the 13th inning we finally came up with 3 hits and 2 runs, Jeff Shaw came into handle the bottom of the Lucky 13th... and set down the Dodgers in mundane 1-2-3 fashion to avert the sweep.
 
Alan
 

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